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johnnyb 09-21-2005, 03:27 AM Pfft! I want to hear what your biggest cheat meals have been. I had an extra large pizza, and half a dozen garlic sticks with two litre coke -- Uh, 7 hours ago. I haven't eatten since.
If anyone would be so kind as to doing a caloric count, I would appreciate it.
What's your story?
QueenofDamned 09-21-2005, 05:29 AM i once ate;
1lb of sirlion steak
1 seafood-stuffed potato
10 tiger prawns
and about a half a loaf of foccacia bread
and i managed to keep it all down :eek:
crashcourse 09-21-2005, 06:00 AM I started watching the Food Network just for this reason. My last one was a Philly Cheesesteak sandwich, Fried Lobster Rolls, Coconut Shrimp, German Cheescake and a few margaritas. Fat and tipsy, there's no better way to spend a sunday watching football.
boowaxwell 09-21-2005, 04:27 PM Lobster with lots of butter, several glasses of wine. For dessert,the worst food you can eat: angel food cake (with frosting) with lots and lots of ice cream.
MadMatt 09-21-2005, 08:09 PM I cheat everyday and I am big hairy and softer that I should be. I enjoyed 3 Fudrucker 1 lb burgers fully dressed. Halfway though the 2nd burger I had to lay on my side to continue eating.
bonezone 09-21-2005, 11:01 PM Man those fudruckers are the best. Gotta go the full pound!
BigMoFo1 09-21-2005, 11:45 PM I had a 1 pound steak, 3 sausage links, a slice of pizza, a tray of fudge brownies, 2 cups whole milk, 4 tablespoons all natural peanut butter, and a 50 gram protein shake to make it healthy LOL all this about 2 hours ago and man it was GOOOOOOD!!!
Tailyn 09-22-2005, 12:26 AM OMG it's been so long since I've been to a Fudrucker's I forgot they even existed!! That place is awesome! Always had to get a shake too!
Chest Rockwell 09-22-2005, 12:32 AM I cheat everyday and I am big hairy and softer that I should be. I enjoyed 3 Fudrucker 1 lb burgers fully dressed. Halfway though the 2nd burger I had to lay on my side to continue eating.
It's that type of dedication to gluttony that keeps me motivated. Eat on, brother. Oh, and I hope you had some fries and a diet coke w/ that.
johnnyb 09-22-2005, 01:10 AM I had a 1 pound steak, 3 sausage links, a slice of pizza, a tray of fudge brownies, 2 cups whole milk, 4 tablespoons all natural peanut butter, and a 50 gram protein shake to make it healthy LOL all this about 2 hours ago and man it was GOOOOOOD!!!
I'll be honest, I could probably dismantle your record. :)
Egomaniac247 09-22-2005, 01:20 AM :rolleyes:
Lightweights.
Puhleasee....I only weigh 210-215lbs....230 at my fattest....and I could eat ya'll under the table in terms of junkfood lol!
I remember one time in college my buddy and I had been cutting for like 6 months straight...we were in damn good shape. And then one particularly stressfully bad evening we just looked at each other and were like "fuck this" and went to Walmart and just bought the binge to end all binges.
All in all I remember eating a pizza, 2 cans of ravioli, a dozen donuts, 3 kids kitchen macaroni & cheeses, summer sausage with cracker barrel sharp cheese, a box of little debbie's fudge rounds, a jar of hot sausages, and on top of that we stopped at McDonalds on the way back LOL!
Yes, we both puked that night.
Damn, some of y'all can put it back.
Me and my friends would often go eat the Chinese buffet after lifting. It wasn't so much a "cheat" meal, but something we just did after a heavy squat workout. Some absolutely amazing, sickening feats of calorie-intake were performed, followed only occassionally by worship to the Chinese porcelain gods.
If guys would ask tips for gaining weight, I'd sometimes say "Know a good Chinese buffet?" Half the time they'd just laugh. I think they assumed I was joking.
It ain't no joke. I can throw back some fuckin' Beef Broccoli & Crab Rangoons. I find the secret is saving the funnel-cake like donuts until the end. You start eating those too soon into the meal, and you ain't gonna last.
But anyway, now that I'm older and my metabolism has started slowing, I try and save the buffet trips for special occassions only.
M $
jackedupcrazy 09-22-2005, 01:40 AM I LOVE PIZZA!!! It makes you asspiss!! PARTY!!
Steel Reserves 09-22-2005, 01:41 AM Chinese foods a great cheat meal, a treat for me is some kinda pasta dish though since I rarely have but love Italian food. Cheese and steak subs are goooood too:blunt
SR
jackedupcrazy 09-22-2005, 01:49 AM SR is gay too. He loves the cumof sumyung guy too!!
juc
Steel Reserves 09-22-2005, 01:51 AM SR is gay too. He loves the cumof sumyung guy too!!
juc
:sub Shouldn't you be asspissing or something? lmao
SR
johnnyb 09-22-2005, 02:11 AM Damn, some of y'all can put it back.
Me and my friends would often go eat the Chinese buffet after lifting. It wasn't so much a "cheat" meal, but something we just did after a heavy squat workout. Some absolutely amazing, sickening feats of calorie-intake were performed, followed only occassionally by worship to the Chinese porcelain gods.
If guys would ask tips for gaining weight, I'd sometimes say "Know a good Chinese buffet?" Half the time they'd just laugh. I think they assumed I was joking.
It ain't no joke. I can throw back some fuckin' Beef Broccoli & Crab Rangoons. I find the secret is saving the funnel-cake like donuts until the end. You start eating those too soon into the meal, and you ain't gonna last.
But anyway, now that I'm older and my metabolism has started slowing, I try and save the buffet trips for special occassions only.
M $
Lmao, that's funny man.
I was planning on going to a great Chinese buffet here. I'm not sure if you have the Manderine over there, but it's great. And if you tip them right, they even lift you to your car.
BigMoFo1 09-22-2005, 09:53 PM I'll be honest, I could probably dismantle your record. :)
LOL never said I was full, definitely do not doubt you could dismantle that
Egomaniac247 09-23-2005, 11:31 AM Funnily enough, the person I met who can eat the most isn't a big bodybuilder or powerlifter....it's a black girl where I work....and while she is overweight, she's not obese or anything. She's one of those chicks who if you saw her from the shoulders up you'd think she was probably in "ok" shape....but the ass & hips give her away.
Anyways, she eats her ass off. She was pregnant about a year ago and I don't think she ever got out of the pregnancy eating stage. She literally eats during our entire shift. I am the shift supervisor and she'll really get on my nerves asking if I will leave the shift to go get us some donuts or something. She probably only makes about $12 an hour or something and I swear she spends it all on food to bring in during the shift.
She really got on my nerves the other day with coming into our mid-shift production meeting to discuss a "cook out" she thinks the shift should have.
I have a feeling pretty soon I'm going to have to sit down with her and discuss that the food is becoming a distraction.
T-Bar 09-23-2005, 12:55 PM All in all I remember eating a pizza, 2 cans of ravioli, a dozen donuts, 3 kids kitchen macaroni & cheeses, summer sausage with cracker barrel sharp cheese, a box of little debbie's fudge rounds, a jar of hot sausages, and on top of that we stopped at McDonalds on the way back LOL!
CF is that you?
:eek:
Egomaniac247 09-23-2005, 01:01 PM I'm tellin ya bro, I am a 300lbs 50% body fat man stuck in a 200 pounders body!
bonezone 09-23-2005, 03:46 PM I'll never be huge because I swear I cannot eat that much. Even when I'm on a cycle I just cannot force that much food in me.
Big Booty Daddy 09-23-2005, 04:37 PM hmm . . . cheat meal? Since I am married . . . my cheat meal would be Nikki.
Danimal 09-24-2005, 06:16 AM I LOVE PIZZA!!! It makes you asspiss!! PARTY!!
So jacked...I gotta know.....Giordano's, Gino's East, or Lou Malnati's?
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