salvation996sps
06-24-2005, 02:38 AM
i don't know how true this is but it made me laugh my ass off.....
This is really revenge....
TRUE STORY........
MASTERCARD WEDDING
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of
his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift
just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone,
and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing
there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said, "F--k you!" Then he turned to his
bride and said, "F--k you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, I'm outta here. He
had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy
has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard priceless commercial out of this:
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion .$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui .$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.
This is really revenge....
TRUE STORY........
MASTERCARD WEDDING
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of
his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift
just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone,
and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing
there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said, "F--k you!" Then he turned to his
bride and said, "F--k you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, I'm outta here. He
had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy
has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard priceless commercial out of this:
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion .$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui .$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.