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T-Bar
06-19-2005, 04:49 PM
Does this chick make you want to join Match.com? To me she looks like a cross between a transvestite and a bar slut.

Steel Reserves
06-19-2005, 05:00 PM
Yeah she looks pretty trashy. Think I'll go sign up LOL

SR

Korean&Proud
06-19-2005, 06:59 PM
nope, just doesnt do it for me.

K&P

Chest Rockwell
06-19-2005, 07:48 PM
I think the real issue is that you need a date, T-Bar. Good luck with your profile on match.com.

BigJim77
06-19-2005, 08:12 PM
not my type...........LOL

T-Bar
06-19-2005, 10:50 PM
I think the real issue is that you need a date, T-Bar. Good luck with your profile on match.com.

LOL, I tried Match once. Girls go ape shit for guys that have muscle! The only problem is the girls that use match are the same ones that think you should pay for every damn thing they want to do in life. It's nothing but a gold digger board. I learned quickly and dumped it.

Hell, who needs a website when there's a grocery store down the street.

jackedupcrazy
06-19-2005, 11:16 PM
waaaaay too skinny for me

Chest Rockwell
06-20-2005, 07:59 AM
Hell, who needs a website when there's a grocery store down the street.

How does that work, T? Blondes on aisle 1, Brunettes on aisle 2, and bitter divorced chicks in the freezer section?

T-Bar
06-20-2005, 08:59 AM
How does that work, T? Blondes on aisle 1, Brunettes on aisle 2, and bitter divorced chicks in the freezer section?

LOL, that was too good for you! Did you hire a professional writer?

Freezer section! I gotta stop going to that isle.

jackedupcrazy
06-20-2005, 05:02 PM
How does that work, T? Blondes on aisle 1, Brunettes on aisle 2, and bitter divorced chicks in the freezer section?


lmfao!!! nice one!!

Chest Rockwell
06-20-2005, 06:25 PM
LOL, that was too good for you! Did you hire a professional writer?

Freezer section! I gotta stop going to that isle.

Maybe your microwave isn't potent enough to thaw 'em, T. I gotta stop now...all this innuendo is making me hungry.

And for the record, you know all my lines are money.

johnnyb
06-21-2005, 12:09 AM
Maybe your microwave isn't potent enough to thaw 'em, T. I gotta stop now...all this innuendo is making me hungry.

And for the record, you know all my lines are money.

It's Swingers all over again.

Mr_Clark
06-21-2005, 12:28 AM
How does that work, T? Blondes on aisle 1, Brunettes on aisle 2, and bitter divorced chicks in the freezer section?

Now that's freak'in funny!

I think they mislabled stuff in the aisle I was in. I thought I was getting sushi, but it turned out to be fruitcake.

Adrenaline
06-21-2005, 07:20 AM
hahaha...you guys are killin' me!

montess
06-21-2005, 08:39 AM
You fools are all full of it, given the chance with that chick you know you would nail it. Hell I know I would but my standards aren't that high I'll hit anything. haha

NO CARRIER
06-21-2005, 01:01 PM
You fools are all full of it, given the chance with that chick you know you would nail it. Hell I know I would but my standards aren't that high I'll hit anything. haha

ditto... I'd hit that. her face isn't the cutest, but it looks more to be the photography than her.

jackedupcrazy
06-23-2005, 04:17 PM
Now that's freak'in funny!

I think they mislabled stuff in the aisle I was in. I thought I was getting sushi, but it turned out to be fruitcake.



OH HELL NO!!!!! LMFAO!!!! :yeah

Mr_Clark
06-25-2005, 02:48 PM
For what it's worth, I actually met my former GF on dreammates.com. It should be called nightmarepsychostalkerslutsfromhell.com

Big Booty Daddy
06-27-2005, 12:07 PM
For what it's worth, I actually met my former GF on dreammates.com. It should be called nightmarepsychostalkerslutsfromhell.com


I have been to that site. The chicks are hot but don't know when to leave.

I actually had one that refused to leave my apartment and threw her keys right out of the the 3rd floor window into the snow below.

She told me she was not going to leave.

A hostage in my own place. 7 hours later she is getting in her car and I can see her punching the dash.

I have that effect on women.

MadMatt
06-27-2005, 04:24 PM
You fools are all full of it, given the chance with that chick you know you would nail it. Hell I know I would but my standards aren't that high I'll hit anything. haha


Yep, I wouldnt parade her around for all my friends to see but Id hit it

Italianitis
06-28-2005, 03:47 AM
if you tilt your head and squint, and then close your eyes you can see jennifer aniston (i don't know how to spell)