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T-Bar
06-17-2005, 05:34 PM
Good flick. Not outstanding but pretty damn good. Now if you want to see one kick ass movie you need to see Mr & Mrs Smith. That was the best comedy I've seen in YEARS!

This has been an unpaid movie advertisement by your muscular movie critic. You can thank me by having your girl post pictures of her boobs on this board with the words "Thanks T-bar" written on them.

Hey, what can I say...I'm cheap.

bonezone
06-18-2005, 01:57 AM
Just got in from seeing Batman. Ok, no Oscar here, but definitely the most pissed-off Dark Knight ever, with the most bad-ass ride. Even had that Michael Keaton snarl goin on. First time I've seen Katie Holmes in anything and she's totally adorable. Too bad Tom Cruise will fuck her up as mentally as she was in the movie (you'll see). And the movie was completely set up for an awesome sequal (you'll see). And on my wish list for Christmas - kevlar pecs (you'll see).

jackedupcrazy
06-18-2005, 05:48 PM
And on my wish list for Christmas - kevlar pecs (you'll see).



and on my wishlist is a 12" penis!!


JUC

T-Bar
06-18-2005, 06:28 PM
and on my wishlist is a 12" penis!!


Homo


:eek:

jackedupcrazy
06-18-2005, 06:33 PM
Homo


:eek:


actually, its on my list every year....but the son of a bitch wont grow!! :banme

johnnyb
06-18-2005, 06:54 PM
and on my wishlist is a 12" penis!!


JUC

You can have some of mine -- Would that help?

postpremium
06-18-2005, 06:58 PM
mr. & mrs. smith sucked ass. everything was predictable and totally over the top (fake). no suspense, nothing scary, no drama, no realistic action, nothing that kept you on the edge of your seat, and the movie was chalked full of pathetic one liners. i would have walked out of the movie had i not been on a date... only good thing about it was angelina. but that broad is a weirdo and has been sprung on by billy bob of all people. take this for what it is...i'm a harsh movie critic. :yeah

post

johnnyb
06-18-2005, 07:38 PM
mr. & mrs. smith sucked ass. everything was predictable and totally over the top (fake). no suspense, nothing scary, no drama, no realistic action, nothing that kept you on the edge of your seat, and the movie was chalked full of pathetic one liners. i would have walked out of the movie had i not been on a date... only good thing about it was angelina. but that broad is a weirdo and has been sprung on by billy bob of all people. take this for what it is...i'm a harsh movie critic. :yeah

post

Uhm, do you hate life?

T-Bar
06-18-2005, 08:54 PM
Wow talk about different tastes in movies! I gave it 9.5 out of 10. It was the first comedy I've liked in YEARS! Even with a hoe I thought it was great.
As for Johnnyb and Jacked...I don't know what to say. Ya got one guy dreaming of a 12 inch cock and another guy offering to share his with him.

When did this turn into a fag site? I'm guessing right after johnny joined. LOL

johnnyb
06-18-2005, 08:59 PM
Lmao! Hummm, I got to go to work. Uhm, bye.

bonezone
06-18-2005, 09:28 PM
actually, its on my list every year....but the son of a bitch wont grow!! :banme

From what I gather from porno, if you masturbate it or simply suck it, it should grow :banme

jackedupcrazy
06-19-2005, 03:56 AM
Wow talk about different tastes in movies! I gave it 9.5 out of 10. It was the first comedy I've liked in YEARS! Even with a hoe I thought it was great.
As for Johnnyb and Jacked...I don't know what to say. Ya got one guy dreaming of a 12 inch cock and another guy offering to share his with him.

When did this turn into a fag site? I'm guessing right after johnny joined. LOL


actually, TBar it was you that attracted me to this site a long time ago.

its just that you're avatar is so SEXY!! Asshat!!


JUC