We all know celebrities are a bunch of attention-starved brats. I love it when their "persona" starts to crack and you get a look at what they're really like.

http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=157904

The song with this clip is quite appropriate. I think he went a little overboard with his whole act of "Hey, look at me. I'm in love with a girl. Really, I'm not gay. See, I love women."

Seriously though, someone needs to audit his meta thetans. His emotional tone scale and happiness engrams are all out of tune. He won't make it to operating thetan level IV at this rate.

M $

who cares hehehehe

later FB

He's such a puss.

What a jack-ass, I wonder what Nicole Kidman thinks of all his recent shit...

SR

What a jack-ass, I wonder what Nicole Kidman thinks of all his recent shit...

SR

Somehow I doubt she ever thinks of him anymore. She got what she needed and got out. It's rare they ever look back.

What amazes me is how this guy has ALWAYS been a puss and ALWAYS kissed Oprah's big ass to endear himself to the female audience. Women love him because he's totally whipped yet pretends he's still a tough guy. Older chicks love owning a tough guy. Just ask Chesty.

He claimed he made a girl grow 7 inched by taking her off prescrition drugs and putting her on vitamines. That Sientolagy sp? must be amazing.

If you're up for a good laugh, check this out.

This is the big Scientology "revelation". You must reach level OT3 (at least 10 years) before you're privy to this information. I found it on the web in about 15 minutes.

Long read, but full of laughs.




Demystifying Scientology's Fundamental Reality -- The BT's

In Scientology, the information contained in its confidential "upper levels" is
a closely guarded secret. Many people have paid hundreds of thousands of
dollars to reach these levels, only to discover that had they known beforehand
what these upper levels contained, they would not have paid for them. Others
claim that even if they had known, they would have continued in Scientology.
In the interest of full disclosure, we feel that anyone considering getting
into Scientology should know what they can expect for their money.

In the lower levels of Scientology, new Scientologists are taught to believe
that the person or "pre-clear's" behavior and problems are caused by his
"reactive mind." The reactive mind is the term used by Scientologists to
describe a supposed force that causes a person to act irrationally or against
his own best interest. Scientology seeks to convince a person that he needs to
overcome his unknowing obedience to this reactive mind and clear himself of its
influence. A person is promised that when he becomes "clear" of his reactive
mind, he will be free from mental and physical problems. After reaching this
much-touted "State of Clear," a Scientologist is then indoctrinated to believe
that by paying for a further series of expensive "auditing" procedures, he will
eventually attain a state known as "Operating Thetan," or "OT." In Scientology,
one is taught that there is an entity, separate from the body, which is called
a "thetan". One is promised that when the state of OT is attained, one will be
able to fly around at will without one's body. One will be in complete control,
in fact, over the entire physical universe of Matter, Energy, Space and Time.

The OT levels are very secret in Scientology. People spend many thousands of
dollars, sometimes hundreds of thousands of dollars, to get onto these OT
levels that are supposed to enable one to achieve such phenomenal abilities. No
one has yet been able to exhibit any of these so-called super-human abilities,
which on average cost USD 360,000, but many people are still trying. Some have
been on these upper levels for as long as fifteen to twenty years.

The most important secret of the upper levels is found on OT 3, called the Wall
of Fire in Scientology. It is on this level that one learns the "secrets of the
universe." One learns Hubbard's so-called truth about why human beings are so
limited in their abilities, and what can be done to correct this. Hubbard's
"diagnosis" for the suffering and insanity on this planet is the OT 3 incident
- the "Fourth Dynamic Engram" in Hubbardspeak. Many people characterize this as
the core belief of Scientology but it is not -- it is in fact the entire CORE
of Scientology.

Here is Hubbard's so-called factual and scientific truth that all
Scientologist's must not only accept as reality but experience as reality:

75 million years ago, the galactic overlord for this sector of the galaxy was
called Xenu. He was in charge of 76 planets, including Earth (at that time
known as Teegeeack).

All of the planets Xenu controlled were over-populated by, on average, 178
billion people. Social problems dictated that Xenu rid his sector of the
galaxy of this overpopulation problem, so he developed a plan.

Xenu sent out tax audit demands to all these trillions of people. As each one
entered the audit centers for the income tax inspections, the people were
seized, held down and injected with a mixture of alcohol and glycol, and
frozen. Then, all 13.5 trillion of these frozen people were put into
spaceships that looked exactly like DC8 airplanes, except that the spaceships
had rocket engines instead of propellers.

Xenu's entire fleet of DC8-like spaceships then flew to planet Earth, where
the frozen people were dumped in and around volcanoes in the Canary Islands
and the Hawaiian Islands. When Xenu's Air Force had finished dumping the
bodies into the volcanoes, hydrogen bombs were dropped into the volcanoes and
the frozen space aliens were vaporized.

However, Xenu's plan involved setting up electronic traps in Teegeeack's
atmosphere which were designed to trap the souls or spirits of the dead space
aliens. When the 13.5 trillion spirits were being blown around on the nuclear
winds, the electronic traps worked like a charm and captured all the souls in
the electronic, sticky fly-paper like traps.

The spirits of the aliens were then taken to huge multiplex cinemas that Xenu
had previously instructed his forces to build on Teegeeack. In these movie
theaters the spirits had to spend many days watching special 3-D movies, the
purpose of which was twofold: 1) to implant into these spirits a false
reality, i.e. the reality that WOGS (Hubbard's derisory term for anyone not a
Scientologists) know on Earth today; and, 2) to control these spirits for all
eternity so that they could never cause trouble for Xenu in this sector of the
Galaxy. During these films, many false pictures and stories were implanted
into these spirits, which resulted in the spirits believing in all the things
that control mankind on Earth today, including religion. The concept of
religion, including God, Christ, Mohammed, Moses etc., were all an implanted
false reality that to this very minute are used to control WOGS on Earth.

When the films ended and the souls left the cinema, they started to stick
together in clusters of a few thousand and remained that way until mankind
began to inhabit the Earth. Today on Earth all the spirits of these aliens
have attached themselves to our bodies and are the root cause of the false
reality that all but Scientology's "Homo Novis" or OT 8's on earth experience.
It is the job of all Scientologists to remove this false reality from the
world by auditing each and every space alien spirit and human on earth and the
entire universe to CLEAR. For those who oppose Scientology and stand in their
way like the Lisa McPherson Trust and all Scientology critics, Scientology
promises to do away with them "quietly and without sorrow".

We have calculated that on average, each person on planet earth has 2,209 of
these Body Thetans (BT's for short), Hubbard's term for the alien spirits,
attached to you causing you to be constrained by Xenu's false reality. The
average cost for Scientology to OT 8 is a mere USD 360,000, meaning that each
BT only costs USD 163 to clear. Now that is a bargain if there ever was one.

Hubbard never said the overall cost to the planet would be cheap, but let's
examine it. The planetary cost equation is as follows: 13.5 trillion spirits
times USD 163 equals a mere USD 2,205,000,000,000,000. Just think about
it -- USD 2.2 quadrillion -- WOW!, that's enough to keep Rear Admiral
Miscavige, the current head of Scientology and Marty Rathbun, his number two,
in casino chips for a long time.

To finish the "factual" account, the Loyal Officers of the Marcab Confederation
finally discovered how evil Xenu was and overthrew him. He is now locked away
in a mountain on one of the planets and kept in by a force-field powered by
an eternal battery.

You're kidding~That's all bullshit, right?

I think I am going to start my own religion so i can get rich too! haha your not messing with us are yah M$$, this is really waht they spend all that money on and believe in?

K&P

Don't tell me Tom Cruise believes in that shit? I will honestly kick his ass if he does.

Don't tell me Tom Cruise believes in that shit? I will honestly kick his ass if he does.

Tom Cruise and John Travolta are big members of the group.

I ain't making this shit up. I'm pretty sure that's it. I found the "revelation" story on a few websites, and they were all pretty much the same. That's what they believe, once they reach the "higher" levels.

Remember the Dianetics book? The front cover is a picture of an erupting volcano. I think that's a reference to the volcano of alien souls.

M $

http://www.xenu.net/

More Hollywood recruits?

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20050611/111850638000.html

fight the force!

K&P

He's short too!

He's short too!


WTF has that got to do with anything?

WTF has that got to do with anything?

Insecurity = cult member.

Insecurity = cult member.

haha! very nice observation

K&P

It's official ---

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050613/ap_en_tv/people_holmes

Big deal. Chicks do that all the time when they get married. Two years from now when they get a divorce she'll be telling the world how Tom forced her into this cult of a religion.

Jesus Christ, funny how both of them have brand new movies out at the same time.

kind of makes ya wonder!! lol

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=15047

the video is under the picture of the page above.

LONDON – An interview with Tom Cruise found the actor all wet.

While Cruise was giving an on-the-spot interview at the "War of the Worlds" premiere in London, he was squirted in the face with water. The water came from what appeared to be a microphone.

Four men who were part of a freelance camera crew were arrested. They could face assault charges (aint that some shit)

An unamused Cruise told the culprit, "I'm here giving you an interview and answering your questions and you do something really nasty. You're a jerk."

After the incident, Cruise continued to greet fans. Cruise's fiancee, actress Katie Holmes, attended the premiere but wasn't next to him during the incident.

you want to talk about being a little faggot. mearly a joke...

K&P

The squirt from the squirt gun is the clam reference people call scientologist.

http://www.xenu.net/clam_faq.html

"How do you steam clams? Make fun of their religion."
- Johnny Carson, stand-up monologue on NBC's "The Tonight Show"

The Top 15 Least Known Chapters in "Dianetics"

1. [L. Ron Bastard's Diarhethics: shit happens]"Getting Chicks To Say Yes: L. Ron Answers the Booty Call"
2. "Hey, If It's In a Bestseller, It MUST Be True!"
3. "Travolta 3:16"
4. "Making Your Own E-meter With Dixie Cups And Duct Tape"
5. "Chapter 26: In Which Luke Discovers that L. Ron Vader is His Real Father"
6. "Chapter 5: Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot"
7. "'Old Mother' Hubbard -- L. Ron, the Transvestite Years"
8. "Chapter 12: Geez, You're Still Buying This, Aren't You?"
9. "The Human Mind: That Vast Realm Half an Inch Behind the Forehead (Two Inches Back for Scott Hamilton)"
10. "When a Lawsuit Hits Your Eye, Like a Big Pizza Pie, That's Scientology"
11. "He's NOT the Telescope Guy!"
12. "Chapter 11 - How To File For It"
13. "Movie Stars -- Are They Gullible, or What?"
14. "Chapter 3: Post This on the Internet and We'll Sue Your Ass!"

and the Number 1 Least Known Chapter in "Dianetics"...
15. "Commandment Number One: 'Show Me the Money!'"

I can't believe and in the closet fag is getting all these posts on a BB board. :eek:

I can't believe and in the closet fag is getting all these posts on a BB board. :eek:

Yeah you can't believe it yet you still have his posters up in your bedroom. :boink

Yeah you can't believe it yet you still have his posters up in your bedroom. :boink

keep what you discover about dakota in his bedroom, behind closed doors. we don't wanna hear about your friday night homosexual romps... and further more, i get the feeling that smiley is a re-enactment of yall's latest encounter...

post

Yeah you can't believe it yet you still have his posters up in your bedroom. :boink

dont throw stones in a glass house Tbar....I saw that mural dedicated to Tom Cruz on your ceiling biach!!!

JUC

dont throw stones in a glass house Tbar....I saw that mural dedicated to Tom Cruz on your ceiling biach!!!


keep what you discover about dakota in his bedroom, behind closed doors. we don't wanna hear about your friday night homosexual romps... and further more, i get the feeling that smiley is a re-enactment of yall's latest encounter...

Jealous!

:yeah

dont throw stones in a glass house Tbar....I saw that mural dedicated to Tom Cruz on your ceiling biach!!!

JUC

What were you doing on your back in T-bars bed I wonder.....

lmao:blunt

SR

What were you doing on your back in T-bars bed I wonder.....

lmao:blunt

SR


What were you doing reading old threads from 2005 and reviving them from the ead... I wonder. ;)

What were you doing reading old threads from 2005 and reviving them from the ead... I wonder. ;)

lol, actually the topic of scientology came up on another board i go to and I wanted to cutNpaste that explanation M$$ posted for laughs. Still cracks me up:stupid

SR

Oh Boy !!!!! :stupid

who is Tom Cruise?

The best explanation of what Scientology is, was explained on South Park... watch the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrTrzsIxcXs&feature=related

And the aftermath on MSNBC, caused A LOT of controversey:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMcl0BElTjo

The best explanation of what Scientology is, was explained on South Park... watch the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrTrzsIxcXs&feature=related


OMG that was fukin great! LMFAO!!

SR