uclastud81
11-29-2001, 06:09 PM
A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they saw
> a five-story hotel with a sign that read "For Women Only". Since they were
> without boyfriends, they decided to go in. The door rman, a very
> attractive guy, explains to them how it works....
>
> "We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once
> you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to
> decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."
>
> So they start going up, and on the first floor the
> sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive
> and kind"... the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next
> floor.
>
> The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here
> are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't
> going to do.
>
> So the friends move up to the Third floor where the
> sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of
> women."
>
> This was good but there were still two more floors,
> so they moved on to the fourth floor, where the sign read: "All the men
> here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are
> perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight"
>
> The women were very pleased but still they decided
> that they would rather see what the fifth floor had to offer before they
> settled for the fourth.
>
> When they reached the Fifth floor, there was only a
> sign that read: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove
> that there is no way to please a woman."
> a five-story hotel with a sign that read "For Women Only". Since they were
> without boyfriends, they decided to go in. The door rman, a very
> attractive guy, explains to them how it works....
>
> "We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once
> you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to
> decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."
>
> So they start going up, and on the first floor the
> sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive
> and kind"... the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next
> floor.
>
> The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here
> are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't
> going to do.
>
> So the friends move up to the Third floor where the
> sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of
> women."
>
> This was good but there were still two more floors,
> so they moved on to the fourth floor, where the sign read: "All the men
> here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are
> perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight"
>
> The women were very pleased but still they decided
> that they would rather see what the fifth floor had to offer before they
> settled for the fourth.
>
> When they reached the Fifth floor, there was only a
> sign that read: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove
> that there is no way to please a woman."